Smile you're beautiful.

The name is Michael. I'm 20 and living in Stafford in the UK. I do Games Design at Staffordshire University. I write poetry and it seems that Blink-182 and RoosterTeeth consume all of my time.

Anonymous: what was the stupid thing you did?

basically I told someone about something and it pissed her off, because it was something private between me and her

Anonymous: Why are you a piece of shit?

I fucked something up involving the girl I like by doing something fucking stupid

I am a literal piece of shit. I fucked this up because I couldn’t keep my mouth shut. I’m a worthless dickwad.




have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”



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It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.


My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window* 

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My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via itsallaboutmichaelclifford)



something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states



is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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url inspired graphic for achievenenthunter


Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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