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Smile you're beautiful.

The name is Michael. I'm 20 and living in Stafford in the UK. I do Games Design at Staffordshire University. Football, music, my friends. I'm obsessed with Blink-182 and Coldplay. ˢʰᵒʷ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ

sidegrl:

when he cums but she hasnt yet

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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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Anonymous: No anger, but why are bronies trash?

adriofthedead:

well let’s see

  • appropriated a TV show aimed at little girls and made it solely about themselves (and will, as the post I reblogged indicates, pitch a shit when you bring up this fact)
  • took characters from a show created and written by a feminist about feminist ideals and reduced them to nothing but over-sexualized waifu material and a mouthpiece for their misogynistic bullshit agenda (see Princess Molestia)
  • draw copious amounts of pornography of said characters, post them where they’re easily accessed by minors and then pitch a shit when other people tell them that they need to tag it or post it to appropriate websites
  • complacent (eager, even) to send death and rape threats to a teenage girl for trying (and succeeding) to get Princess Molestia taken down
  • sexually harassing minors, sexually harassing VAs at brony conventions
  • go into Absolute Batshit Racist Mode when any humanized ponies are depicted as ANYTHING other than white
  • fandom is fraught with homophobia/transphobia/transfetishism (Futashy)
  • etc
  • etc
  • etc
  • etc
  • I’m sure there’s a lot more but I honestly try to keep approximately 800000000000000 parsecs away from this putrid group of people, after—especially after—receiving several hateful comments simply because I stated (in passing) I didn’t like the show
  • and no, I really super do not care if “not all bronies are like that”; if you want to use willful ignorance as an excuse to associate yourself with a toxic fandom then that’s your business. don’t bring it to me

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

Why would I paint a tree though

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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